Why philadelphia phillies name

Then you should probably shut the fuck up about the Liberty Bell. Look, I know the nickname Phillies is pretty stupid. Should be an absolute crackerjack at the Polo Grounds. The other suggestions are just as dull and uninspiring, if not more.

Just kidding, I most certainly am not. I hate you, Dave. You took an otherwise good day I was having and ruined it.

My dude copy-pasted the name section of the Phillies Wikipedia page, thought of the three most iconic words in the Philly-area lexicon and shat out a few hundred words in the most basic way possibly.

The slowly dying, catastrophically inbred media outlet that is the Inquirer delivered the killing blow, posting it on the internet for all to see. Maybe Dave used my beloved Phillies to play me like a fiddle. If so, well played. Honestly, this whole article reads like a text thread I would get from a buddy of mine, longtime Wolves of Broad St. He just says the dumbest shit to me sometimes, and I have zero ideas as to how someone could even think of something like that.

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